Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Monday, January 31, 2011

Top 10 Funny Beer Commercials

bread which doesn’t crumble and beer which doesn’t turn sour’. The Egyptians taught the Greeks how to brew beer and the Romans were taught in turn by the Greeks. The Romans considered beer a barbarian drink and it was only brewed in the outer areas of the Roman Empire where wine was difficult to produce.

Nowadays, beer is the world’s most widely consumed alcoholic beverage and this massive global industry spends lots of money on advertising. The imagination of beer advertisers seems to have no limits when it comes to promoting their brands. Most of the commercials are creative and fun to watch.

Here is my Top 10 list of funny beer commercials:

10. Wedding à la Carlsberg

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Carlsberg is not only the world’s fourth leading brewery group, but also one of the few, if not the only, brewery group that is managed by a directorate of scientists. Their beer portfolio includes more than 490 brands. A main pillar of Carlsberg’s growth strategy is to respond vigorously and quickly to consumer trends. Beside improving, developing, or launching new products, Carlsberg spends top dollars on creating effective and humorous ads. Here is one of the ads featuring two best friends, Carls and Berg. They are bringing a last tribute to their best friend who is

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Thursday, November 11, 2010

Top 10 Funny Zombie Movie Moments

deadites’ featured in these films are actually demon-possessed corpses, not zombies.

If you don’t agree with my choices, please share your favorite funny zombie movie moments or zombie one-liners in your comments below.

(Note about video clips: I’ve included the location of each quote for longer clips

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Friday, September 10, 2010

Famous and Funny Quotes

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Famous Movie Quotes:

1. "There's no place like home."
-- Dorothy Gale as played by Judy Garland in the movie 'The Wizard of Oz'

2. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
-- Vito Corleone as played by Marlon Brando in the movie 'The Godfather'

3. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
-- Rhett Butler as played by Clark Gable in the movie 'Gone With the Wind'

4. "Here's looking at you, kid."
-- Rick Blaine as played by Humphrey Bogart in the movie 'Casablanca'

5. "Go ahead, make my day."
-- Harry Callahan as played by Clint Eastwood in the movie 'Sudden Impact'

6. "May the Force be with you."
-- Han Solo as played by Harrison Ford in the movie 'Star Wars'

7. "I'll be back."
-- The Terminator as played by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie 'The Terminator'

8. "You talkin' to me?"
-- Travis Bickle as played by Robert De Niro in the movie 'Taxi Driver'

9. "Say hello to my little friend!"
-- Tony Montana as played by Al Pacino in the movie 'Scarface'

10. "What we do in life, echoes in eternity."
-- Maximus as played by Russell Crowe in the movie 'Gladiator'

Funny Famous Quotes:

"When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better."
--Mae West

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
-- Woody Allen

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."
--Rodney Dangerfield

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
-- Bill Cosby

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
-- George Burns

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
-- Maryon Pearson

"We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm."
-- Winston Churchill

"Women should be obscene and not heard."
-- Groucho Marx

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
-- Yogi Berra
 



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